Monday, July 25, 2005
In the words of Ron Burgundy, or Ulysees 31 "By the great beard of Zeus!!!!!" people don't be so god damn polite - I didn't actually re-read what I had typed in my last blog ( all came from the heart you know ) - I had so many typing errors some parts didn't actually make sense - it was outrageous!!!! Not one of you bothered to take the piss out of me for it, let alone point it out. Come on people whats wrong with you, have you gone tame on me or something.
Gees.
But now you know im shite at typing quickly.
Thanks for the invite to Finns naming day Marco - I'll give you a ring very soon to talk about it.
I've never been to a naming day before. I always assumed it was something only the Greeks did.
How wrong I was.
Onions?
What onions?
Gees.
But now you know im shite at typing quickly.
Thanks for the invite to Finns naming day Marco - I'll give you a ring very soon to talk about it.
I've never been to a naming day before. I always assumed it was something only the Greeks did.
How wrong I was.
Onions?
What onions?
Friday, July 22, 2005
I have one word JACQ
what a gal, why don't you live on clement street. I miss you honey pie...
film...
I have had Joe's words ringing in my ears for about nine months now, when will it be finished :)
I don't think you may realise how much that spurs one on Joe... Thanks big guy, it really does.
The film (BUT for the two new scenes) is done. I already hear the tweaks calling but I can call it a finished draft. All music and all adr and all foley are there but for tweaks. It is a solid draft and worthy of watching for new ideas and new scenes but the gaps have been filled. SO it's subtly not finished but it is too. That probably makes no sense but for someone whose been in a little, cluttered, smelly room 9 months where a tweak doesn't mean anything anymore but adr-ing a scene is major and deems something not a finished draft.
So draft one is done... or is it draft two?
the new scenes to be shot hopefully very soon and then the tweaks and the new edit will thoroughly complete the film.....
feels very weird
but i'm really quite proud of what is done
shall hopefully sleep and not dream of tweaks
night night all you smoky eyed cats
love m
what a gal, why don't you live on clement street. I miss you honey pie...
film...
I have had Joe's words ringing in my ears for about nine months now, when will it be finished :)
I don't think you may realise how much that spurs one on Joe... Thanks big guy, it really does.
The film (BUT for the two new scenes) is done. I already hear the tweaks calling but I can call it a finished draft. All music and all adr and all foley are there but for tweaks. It is a solid draft and worthy of watching for new ideas and new scenes but the gaps have been filled. SO it's subtly not finished but it is too. That probably makes no sense but for someone whose been in a little, cluttered, smelly room 9 months where a tweak doesn't mean anything anymore but adr-ing a scene is major and deems something not a finished draft.
So draft one is done... or is it draft two?
the new scenes to be shot hopefully very soon and then the tweaks and the new edit will thoroughly complete the film.....
feels very weird
but i'm really quite proud of what is done
shall hopefully sleep and not dream of tweaks
night night all you smoky eyed cats
love m
Thursday, July 21, 2005
Look out...Jacq is back!
Keep vomiting and keep laughing.
Keep vomiting and keep laughing.
Tuesday, July 19, 2005
Becasue its my second time on "the Blog" I think I'm allowed to inflict, utter shite about all the things I've been meaning to say on this cursed thing, as well as dribbling on about all the things come to mind.
Why am I still at work?
I heart the Hucabees spun me out, like a record baby round round right round.
To me It was like a bad party. It was a bit weird and I didn't know if I was enjoying myself, but i hung around any way to see what happened, and if I threw up.
Congratulations Carl!!!!
Matt, You've inspired me to try and laugh every time I throw up, or if I seeing any body else honking up.
Joe,
One word.
Diaries.
Has anybody heard of the film Chunky Monkey?
I'm going to its premier in mile end, so if any one's interested, print this off and it'll make good toilet reading material.......
Chunky Monkey stars The film stars David Threlfall (Shameless) Alison Steadman (Abigail’s Party), Colin McFarlane (Batman Begins), Stephen Mangan (Green Wing) and Nicola Stapleton (Bad Girls). After a sell out World Premiere at the Leeds International Film Festival in November 2004, Chunky Monkey became critically acclaimed as an “instant cult classic”. Revolver Entertainment is now proud to unleash the cult and controversial Chunky Monkey at the Genesis Cinema, London from 5 August and on DVD from 22 August 2005 (certificate 15).
"A cult classic the in the mould of Withnail & I" Robert Chalmers, The Independent
“I became an actor solely so I could appear in material like this, its one of the best scripts I’ve ever read” David Threlfall
This is the story of Donald Leek, a bachelor from Burnley whose hobbies include keep fit and indulging in "back-passage sexual activity" with a Julie Andrews look-a-like and a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream. Seems simple enough.
However this evening, before Julie arrives, he must dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam, manager of his favourite Indian restaurant who apparently made the fatal mistake of forgetting to send Donald a Christmas card. Cleaning up dismembered bodies is a chore at the best of times, not least when the process is continually interrupted by a string of unwelcome visitors. The uninvited party includes a porn star, a pair of evangelical skinheads and a one-testicaled millionaire. Even The Son of God himself (also known as Trevor) pops in for a cup of tea and the evening spirals into a surreal sequence of events including cabaret singing and miracle-working. Needless to say the bizarre invasion, irritates Donald - and Donald Is some one you don’t want to Irritate….
This is the film both corporate giants and Julie Andrews tried to ban. Deeming the content defamatory, a multitude of lawyers attempted to bring this independent British film to its knees. But Chunky Monkey bit back and, against all odds, has overcome three years of litigation and five lawsuits, emerging triumphant and stronger than ever in the world press.
Well I think you've all bared enough of Jacq for the day.
Ciao
Why am I still at work?
I heart the Hucabees spun me out, like a record baby round round right round.
To me It was like a bad party. It was a bit weird and I didn't know if I was enjoying myself, but i hung around any way to see what happened, and if I threw up.
Congratulations Carl!!!!
Matt, You've inspired me to try and laugh every time I throw up, or if I seeing any body else honking up.
Joe,
One word.
Diaries.
Has anybody heard of the film Chunky Monkey?
I'm going to its premier in mile end, so if any one's interested, print this off and it'll make good toilet reading material.......
Chunky Monkey stars The film stars David Threlfall (Shameless) Alison Steadman (Abigail’s Party), Colin McFarlane (Batman Begins), Stephen Mangan (Green Wing) and Nicola Stapleton (Bad Girls). After a sell out World Premiere at the Leeds International Film Festival in November 2004, Chunky Monkey became critically acclaimed as an “instant cult classic”. Revolver Entertainment is now proud to unleash the cult and controversial Chunky Monkey at the Genesis Cinema, London from 5 August and on DVD from 22 August 2005 (certificate 15).
"A cult classic the in the mould of Withnail & I" Robert Chalmers, The Independent
“I became an actor solely so I could appear in material like this, its one of the best scripts I’ve ever read” David Threlfall
This is the story of Donald Leek, a bachelor from Burnley whose hobbies include keep fit and indulging in "back-passage sexual activity" with a Julie Andrews look-a-like and a tub of Chunky Monkey ice cream. Seems simple enough.
However this evening, before Julie arrives, he must dispose of the body parts of Mr Azam, manager of his favourite Indian restaurant who apparently made the fatal mistake of forgetting to send Donald a Christmas card. Cleaning up dismembered bodies is a chore at the best of times, not least when the process is continually interrupted by a string of unwelcome visitors. The uninvited party includes a porn star, a pair of evangelical skinheads and a one-testicaled millionaire. Even The Son of God himself (also known as Trevor) pops in for a cup of tea and the evening spirals into a surreal sequence of events including cabaret singing and miracle-working. Needless to say the bizarre invasion, irritates Donald - and Donald Is some one you don’t want to Irritate….
This is the film both corporate giants and Julie Andrews tried to ban. Deeming the content defamatory, a multitude of lawyers attempted to bring this independent British film to its knees. But Chunky Monkey bit back and, against all odds, has overcome three years of litigation and five lawsuits, emerging triumphant and stronger than ever in the world press.
Well I think you've all bared enough of Jacq for the day.
Ciao
Guys, can you actually believe it!
I didn't fuck it up, I have finally managed to get my arse on da blog.
And now that I have made it here to this legendry mythical place, I've have no idea what to say.
Maybe this is enough for now.
Perhaps something will come to me in a minute or two.
Mwah
miss U-line
I didn't fuck it up, I have finally managed to get my arse on da blog.
And now that I have made it here to this legendry mythical place, I've have no idea what to say.
Maybe this is enough for now.
Perhaps something will come to me in a minute or two.
Mwah
miss U-line
